The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 11, 2024

To be fair, Brutus did say, “Sometimes”. Other times, it’s better to just be alone.

Wilberforce, “boring” is when you ….. fall asleep with your “thoughts” in mind!!

;-)

Then you can listen to tinnitus

Given that, you wouldn’t want to spring them on some poor unsuspecting soul now, would you?

When my thoughts get boring, I curl up with a good book.

I have thoughts that are best un-shared. Trust me.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

being alone with your thoughts can lead to over-thinking…

My thoughts are like being on a roller coaster after too much cotton candy.

They make me sick.

I hear Clint Holmes singing Playground In My Mind.

my thoughts haven’t been too um… lets talk about ice cream. :g

Following in dad’s footsteps?

Good advice from Dad. Here’s a great chance also to commune with your Maker and seek some comfort and solace with Him. Got nothing to lose……

Just wait til you get interested in girls…….!!

Dan Rather, the beginning of the fall of national news credibility.

Unfortunately, not all thoughts are interesting, Wilberforce.

time to develop an imagination, then your thoughts are never boring

Boring is sometimes the better option. “And if my thought-dreams could be seen, they’d probably put my head in a guillotine.” Bob Dylan, It’s Alright, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)

Hey Wilberforce there’s some good advice for you in today’s Animal Crackers!

Something you inherited.

If your thoughts are boring, your stress level must be low.

It’s ok Wilberforce. I can’t even get a penny for Mine!

First you need thoughts.

Try thinking about things rather than of things. A little more complex, imaginative, and creative. Why DO we wear pants? How did that happen?

I wish I didn’t listen to my thoughts at times.

A wise man once said: “ I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat”.

when i try to be alone with my thoughts, my thoughts tell me they’re busy…

That’s one of the advantages of being a man. When we say “I’m not thinking of anything” you can believe us. Men have the ability to simply just stare out of a window and think of nothing. Apparently that’s something most women cannot do.