Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 13, 2024

And what will she do with it? Weld her mouth shut??

good luck fooling the hag ….NOT!

Good try, Agnes. But it may be worthwhile to check out the trailer’s electric system.

Alice, if you can show Granny how to fit a 12 pack in it, she MIGHT put it in the living room.

Gramma is not going to believe Agnes.

My wife tried keeping a welder in her bedroom but I found out and made him leave

Wonder where she will plug it in, somehow I doubt your trailer has 220 Agnes.

Agnes will be stumped when Granny asks for a beer

It’s not even RED!

That looks like the classic Lincoln “tombstone” welder. I had one in a damp garage, unused for 20 years. One day I remembered it, plugged it in, welded like brand new. I know of one used nearly every day for 20 years, still works like new. Probably made 500 miles of beads.

Doubles as a portable taser.

I bet Grandma knows more about welding than she lets on…(there was once this guy…)

a welding machine makes for a great story arc…