Close to Home by John McPherson for May 11, 2024

They’ve made a grave error.

Is he still breathing?

is… those dead bodies all over the beach?

Mafia burial ground in NJ.

Observing the man’s face up close, Billy comes to the shocking realization that the man they’re burying, the man who raised them, is not their biological father. “My Lord, Johnny, I think we’re adopted!”

Run, boys, run!

Quick, unbury another one!

Oops!

Mmmfff fipher meeerf!

Muurphy fmup, phers thandnt min mephry phingf!

(I’m over here! Hurry up, there’s sand in everything!)

MUST B A GIANT CAT SOMEWHERE AROUND!

Bury interesting.

These guys need one of those electronic Dad-detectors.

Next time plant a flag to mark the spot where you bury him, that’s if you really want to find him again.

Mr McP., any particular reason you’ve chosen some of your poorest comics for the reruns? I hope you are well.

Usul has called a big one!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

It doesn’t matter just take as many dads home as you brought.

Got 2 more chances