Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 29, 2024

Quick, guys! Look me up? Do I matter too?

I don’t have access to TGSOT, but fortunately I do have access to another book that assures me that I matter … a lot!

Guess the world does revolve around them.

Yes , We All Matter Lads !

Matter is just condensed energy… E=mc2

Isn’t it funny how “Look up my address” and “Look up my uh… dress” sound so similar?

It’s always a bus.

They kept him alive long enough to catch his bus. Yay!

You have to be pretty out of it to get hit by a bus. This guy didn’t sufficiently CHEW the Lil Smokie OR look both ways. His mind was elsewhere.

Thank goodness blades of grass don’t ask whether they matter. What if we are the only living thing in the universe that worries about mattering … and still focuses on bettering my personal situation rather than actually contributing to the world which supports us.

What does TGSOT mean ?

No, none of us do. We are all just cogs in the machine, interchangeable. The maybe 1% of people who have ever lived have done amazingly well dragging the rest of us out of the cave. Extremely few do anything of real importance. Don’t have to like it, but do, should admit to it.

My aunt thinks it does not matter, so we call her auntie-matter. Okay I’ll leave now.