Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 03, 2024

Try the catnip, I hear it’s great.

Tough Choice!

Parsley, sage, rosemary, or thyme? They say time travel isn’t possible, but thyme travel is because all you gotta do is pick up some thyme in a grocery store and run your hand through it, and your hand will be traveling through thyme.

Things are pretty nip and tuck in the cat house tonight.

Eh but spice bad for kitty ain’t it.

And why on earth the plural of spice is on banned leest of words?

Cats would never cook for themselves they work only as kings/queens, presidents and bosses so they have chefs.

Must be different vintages.

Add just a nip.

What?! No Pumpkin Spice Catnip. LOL

I’d go with the catnip.

Nip, nip, nip, nip Nippity Nip! Wonderful nip!

(Apogees to Monty Python)

According to my nipples, it’s not Spring in Michigan yet.

Catnip works.

hard to choose from the cat nips to the other ones with the same name… :J

He’s making mints meat.

Cats do also eat tender grass tips. It’s a herbal remedy more than a seasoning.

I recommend the Maui Meowee.

Decisions, decisions…

Something asian. There is some salted freeze dried fish if the kitties haven’t eaten it.

“Next it says add tuna”

hmmm…decisions decisions……