Chris Britt for April 17, 2024

Effing perfect!

And chugging adderall. Allegedly.

Hands drawn to scale

Meanwhile, the sleaze-ball co-conspirators at FOX are clutching their choke-chain pearls while whining and sniveling about their doddering and sleepy EX-PRESIDENT MAGA Messiah being tried in a “Blue” city and a “Blue” state, and that cheating judge is rushing the trial way too gol-durned fast… No Fair!! … Wah! Wah!

Never mind about the alleged crime being committed in the same “Blue” city and the same “Blue” state, and that stoopid pesky Constitutional thing about a “Fair and Speedy Trial”.

Or, what the heck, the crime was also committed in the Oval Office (yes, Judge Judy, here are the receipts), so maybe the MAGA phreaks would prefer the trial be held in D.C.?

No? I didn’t think so.

Bubububut what about sleepy joe?

Trump attacked the jury and called them Dem plants, copying some lie Fox propaganda broadcast. If Trump is like anyone else the judge will put him in jail tomorrow.

Kari Lake says my way or the highway, that’s what anti abortion republicans think of you. Just don’t vote for any of them.

Great artwork Chris; the drool is a nice touch.

I also like the drool. That plus his fake tan makeup means I can now call him Orange Droolius. Or, since he wants to be a dictator, call him Droolius Caesar.

He’s doing it on purpose, to show disdain for the law, and demonstrate, for his dupes, that he doesn’t respect it.

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy Orangy

I wonder if he going to sleep at the white house desk too?

Another liberal cartoon FULL of untruths!

After so many courts and trials, tRump is bored with it all.

Muddy is in that alternate universe again.

Visions of his next hate rally, or scam dancing in his head.

In regards to this toon, I quote Joe Biden, “don’t”.

Yesterday taDump exited the court room and stood in front of a camera waving a stack of browser printouts of all the right wing news outlet articles proclaiming him innocent. Is he going to try to use that as evidence in court?

Reporters in the courtroom are saying Trump passes gas all day. A LOT of very smelly flatulence. His lawyers struggle with the stench.

Such an embarrassment to our country.

Trump is dreaming about how great he is. Hope he wakes up to handcuffs some day.