Finders Keepers, Kate. That’s Universal. Sorry.
Don’t let the door hit your tush on your way out
Is she gonna run away from home? I hope so!
Warning: gross story!!
Almost as bad as the lady who told a store employee she had dropped her lipstick in the clearly marked out of order toilet. Said employee retrieved it and the lady promptly popped the cap off and applied it to her lips.
I thought Gumbo was a girl dog…
It’s approx.75% water, so no problem. Just remember to chew the lumps.
I “can’t” live in this dictatorship no more.
Get to it, Katy!
Grab the paper towels and SHUT UP!
“Maybe you’d prefer living out in the street?”
That’s what I frequently asked my recalcitrant son whenever he moaned about his chores.
I can live aboard this peeled tater ship no more!!
OK, but before you go, clean up the barf.
Sorry Katy! You wanted the dog…gotta live up to the agreement
That’s the rule in our house, too … except it’s cats, not a dog.
man…kids have it so hard these days!
Was she a (potty mouth)?
Yeah we have that rule. Fun.
seanfear about 1 month ago
Finders Keepers, Kate. That’s Universal. Sorry.
C about 1 month ago
Don’t let the door hit your tush on your way out
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
Is she gonna run away from home? I hope so!
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
Warning: gross story!!
Almost as bad as the lady who told a store employee she had dropped her lipstick in the clearly marked out of order toilet. Said employee retrieved it and the lady promptly popped the cap off and applied it to her lips.
Sherlock J Holmes about 1 month ago
I thought Gumbo was a girl dog…
rob.home about 1 month ago
It’s approx.75% water, so no problem. Just remember to chew the lumps.
Shirl Summ Premium Member about 1 month ago
I “can’t” live in this dictatorship no more.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Get to it, Katy!
MuddyUSA about 1 month ago
Grab the paper towels and SHUT UP!
FassEddie about 1 month ago
“Maybe you’d prefer living out in the street?”
That’s what I frequently asked my recalcitrant son whenever he moaned about his chores.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
I can live aboard this peeled tater ship no more!!
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
OK, but before you go, clean up the barf.
JLK235 about 1 month ago
Sorry Katy! You wanted the dog…gotta live up to the agreement
MikeM_inMD about 1 month ago
That’s the rule in our house, too … except it’s cats, not a dog.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
man…kids have it so hard these days!
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] about 1 month ago
Was she a (potty mouth)?
Drbarb71 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Yeah we have that rule. Fun.