Monty by Jim Meddick for April 18, 2024

Anderson’s is better.

Father, We must chase away the demon! Say the holy chant with me! ………… “The power of money compels you! The power of money compels you! The power of mo…”

I think Master would go below the belt. Yes, don’t make me smell it out.

Sedgwick has looked better. A little bit.

I try my best to avoid abdominal discharges. My last was April 19, 2014, and before that was at least 20 years.

Gee, how thoughtful.

It makes a mess, no matter what it is. Leave it to Jarvis to be totally prepared.

Super Soakers get clogged on pond water, couldn’t imagine loading one with soup.

“Your Mother sews socks that smell!”

He’s standing right in front of you, why would you have to explain it?

Look out! Jarvis has the BIG PINK on his tray-now your gonna get it!

Soups on!…Jarvis.

Has anyone else ever notice that movie makers insist on including a puke scene in every movie that’s released? A movie’s not worth a flip if it doesn’t have a puke scene in it.

Who gave the little moron / demon a can opener??? :)

I believe that is what they used in the film. I remember talking to my brother after we had both seen it and we agreed it reminded us of our Mom’s pea soup and that thought had made us both laugh at what should have been a scary scene!

Great idea, Jarvis.