Andertoons by Mark Anderson for May 05, 2024

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    C  about 1 month ago

    Well, would you look at the time!

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    Kiba65  about 1 month ago

    When I decided to quit….

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    Kaputnik  about 1 month ago

    Well, let me see. There were so many of those that it’s hard to pick one.

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    Zykoic  about 1 month ago

    I can show you the plaques.

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    TStyle78  about 1 month ago

    No pressure…

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    edmund_graham  about 1 month ago

    “Madam, I worked for a sign printing company, that wasn’t really something that came up in our line of business…”

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    markkahler52  about 1 month ago

    I just came in here to use your restroom….

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    Sir Isaac  about 1 month ago

    “Well, I was making these self-driving electric cars but they kept getting in bad wrecks so I thought why not get into rockets where that kind of thing is expected occasionally.”

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    American hiring practices.

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    dbrucepm  about 1 month ago

    Can you give me an example of what you are looking for from your own career?

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    j.l.farmer  about 1 month ago

    So she can use it to take over the company!!

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    mistercatworks  about 1 month ago

    I was only able to do that twice and I didn’t like to unduly raise expectations in the next job interview. :)

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    paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “I could tell you all about that but then I’d have to kill you.”

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    tinstar  about 1 month ago

    “Do you mean like when I told them putting in indoor toilets would save time from all the employees having to walk 50 yards to the outhouse?”

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    ferddo  about 1 month ago

    My brilliant idea was to sack all of the middle management and replace them with people who actually knew the processes that they were managing. But they ignored me, and the company went bankrupt. :>0

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