Jeff Stahler for March 29, 2024

Ergo, Trump should be behind bars already. Why the delay?

We’ve found the witch. He’s just too slick, slippery, and greasy to get a good grip on…so far.

“You’re no Trump.”

“But I thought I’d get consideration for publicly worshipping at his altar. And I bought his bible with the Jesus-approved Constitution and Declaration of Independence. And I placed it in my front yard on a stand and put an eternal flame in front of it, and I knelt in front of it for all to see. He’s god, ya know!”

Anyone else but Trump would have been in the cooler years ago.

Once again trump shows his utter contempt for the law and the courts and like every criminal that has ever shown provable contempt of court he…gets away with it.

No matter what happens, I just cannot envision Trump in prison. He is just too disruptive and will never not be. House arrest but not at Mara Lago with no access to computers or cell phones.

Buttercup is a champion skater. So far he’s managed to skate past the full fine, the deadline, and the truth [he became the most practiced on that one].

His national anthem is Deteriorata, National Lampoon, 1970, Melissa Manchester vocals. The choruses and the last spoken line are prophetic.

If you can’t win, cheat. If you can’t cheat, change the rules. If you can’t change the rules use violence. That’s MAGA and it is the ReTrumpliKKKlan way.

^^IOKIARDI^^

Remember the novel, “QB VII”? I would be happy if trump were to be found guilty on all or most charges, and was sentenced to ONE day on each. They could run concurrently. I don’t care. I just want to see him walk out of jail as a convicted criminal.

Trump’s continued lack of incarceration is evidence of the two-tiered justice system.

Why should republican liars and thieves be exempt from USA law?

Leonardonyc: Reboot language AI — yet again…

“Are you trying to show contempt for this court?”

“No, I’m trying to hide it.”

“Trump should be behind bars already. Why the delay?”

Because he’s a white man whose suckers pay for his army of protection lawyers.

Because he devotes himself to ensuring that anyone who challenges him will need full-time security.

Because when he was president he planted hundreds of judges for a rainy day.

Oh, I dunno … Paint his face orange and maybe he could be the stand-in when Trump is finally sentenced to prison time.

Simple, once the trial starts all the judge needs to say is “You threaten me or my family again you’re going to jail”!

Republican judges are now (FINALLY) calling out Trump as a threat to the judicial system. He should be in jail awaiting trial, same as a murderer. He is a threat and a flight risk.

Don’t feel so bad. Here’s a pair of golden sneakers and a Bible.