Pedro X. Molina for March 28, 2024

Can I get one for a wooden nickel? I mean, that’s more than it is worth…

No evangelical will understand this cartoon.

They all believe Trump is a Christian — even though they KNOW he has never read even one verse of the Bible.

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” – Widely ascribed to Sinclair Lewis

Apparently Trump is an anti Christ blasphemously selling overpriced bibles on holy week for money to overthrow USA democracy.

Who knew the hucksterisms of RONCO would be replaced by DONCO -

“Isn’t that amazing?”

“How much would you expect to pay for this Bible?”

“$500?”

“$400?”

“NO, for only $59.99 you can have this genuine, pleather-bound, autographed, copy.”

“BUY NOW – QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED – THE FIRST 1000 ORDERS WILL RECEIVE A VIAL OF HOLY WATER PASSED BY JESUS HIMSELF!”

“OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!”

“DIAL 1 800 IMA PUTZ, TODAY!”

and now back to Roller Derby . . .

Holy freakin je$u$ of golden evangelical prosperity. What charlatan would ever step so low?

Trumpie the Clown hawking Bibles does not lead to Salvation nor Redemption !

I’m starting to realize his Bible pitch is A DISTRACTION from the forthcoming IPO of “Truth Social” – so that it’d go through while we’re all breathlessly freaking out about the least-Bible-friendly confidence trickster in Christendom. Well done.

And on the very day Sam Bankman-Fried got fried. (Hee Hee) Twenty-five years for bilking greedy idiots in a crypto-currency scheme.

Fret not, dear reader – He’ll appeal, and either skip the country, or claim his judge was tainted and have the case thrown out.

(sigh)

I can’t believe he released that so close to Easter. The audacity of that man. The Pope doesn’t release his own bible…just ugh.

Wasn’t this the basic plot outline of Paper Moon? Over priced bibles to the gullible?

You know it’s Drumpf’s version of the bible because it begins with the words: “In the beginning I created the heaven and the earth”.

basically, right, 74,000,000?:

This fool is a bottom feeder. His supporters need to wake up and realize he’s conning them

“Get yours for only 30 pieces of silver!”

To be delivered at some unspecified time in the future.

A wholly weak offer.