Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 05, 2024

Well, he really wants a multi-use bottle that doesn’t get empty, right?

The poor man has been out in the hot sun for too long!!!

Justin Trudeau?

good one

An eco-friendly solution for all single-use plastics would be useful.

Only one wish? Yikes!

What he meant was that he wished for more genies.

If the genie goes back into the bottle, it’s not a single-use bottle anymore.

Get back in your bottle and we’ll find out…

Wish for long pants, winter’s coming

so now theres genie deflation

He desires what he gets.

He’s gonna waste a whole bottle of djinn.

That’s a Demoncrat for you.

There has been an eco-friendly alternative around for about a century, maybe more.

The problem with it is that it does not make any money for anyone.

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Spoiler alert: Deposit bottles.

One and only wish eh. Okay. Me is going to wish for more wishes.