Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 09, 2024

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    Ratkin  about 1 month ago

    That’ll hold a latte coffee.

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    mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Flood the cowling” – James May

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    Kaputnik  about 1 month ago

    If you ingest it that way, can you really enjoy it? But maybe as long as the caffeine gets to where it needs to go, she doesn’t really care.

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    Doug K  about 1 month ago

    Take advantage while you can.

    While the kids are away, the mom says “Yay!”

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 month ago

    Make the eggs hardboiled.

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    Znox11  about 1 month ago

    Saying that to the mailman is how she got so many kids in the first place.

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    Cute.

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    Alverant  about 1 month ago

    Shouldn’t she be at a bar then?

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 1 month ago

    whatda ya want me to putin there?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    She’s been Russian around all morning.

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