Natural lighting is the best. I often put my makeup on in the car while my husband is driving. I have put my makeup on inside the house and then have checked it in the car and I have a little too much blush on.
Putting on makeup is bad enough, if the car is moving. I once observed a car going back and forth from across the centerline to the shoulder, repeatedly. The driver was late for work and TRYING TO PUT ON HER PANTYHOSE. She was later yet, with a traffic citation for careless driving.
pschearer Premium Member about 2 months ago
“?” indeed.
win.45mag about 2 months ago
A true family of idiots
Rhetorical_Question about 2 months ago
June likes to mess with Ralph?
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
I’m going to open up a window! I want to fly a kite!
Martin Booda about 2 months ago
“Back out the car” must be some sort of euphemism.
DawnQuinn1 about 2 months ago
What Ralph said made as much sense as what June did.
pbr50138 about 2 months ago
I have Ralph’s sense of humor…and my wife doesn’t care for it at all.
Jeff0811 about 2 months ago
Whatever it is that Honeybunch is planning on doing, all Ralph knows for sure is that this is going to take a while.
CrazyLady Premium Member about 2 months ago
Natural lighting is the best. I often put my makeup on in the car while my husband is driving. I have put my makeup on inside the house and then have checked it in the car and I have a little too much blush on.
Lois Hertz Premium Member about 2 months ago
I laughed out loud. I understand completely.
amaneaux about 2 months ago
If it weren’t for that horse, I would never have gone to college.
robcarroll1213 about 2 months ago
Woooooosh! This one went right over my head. Can someone please explain?
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 months ago
That does not make sense. Correct me if I’m wrong.
prrdh about 2 months ago
For those who keep saying they don’t get it, read CrazyLady’s entry.
MT Wallet about 2 months ago
Those blenders can be dangerous. I saw one used as a murder weapon.
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
I figured she just wanted to use the mirror in the car
CasperFourTeen Premium Member about 2 months ago
No woman needs makeup. Natural is always best.
Ukko wilko about 2 months ago
Putting on makeup is bad enough, if the car is moving. I once observed a car going back and forth from across the centerline to the shoulder, repeatedly. The driver was late for work and TRYING TO PUT ON HER PANTYHOSE. She was later yet, with a traffic citation for careless driving.
BWR about 2 months ago
National non-sequeter society.
We don’t make sense, but we love pizza.
tcviii Premium Member 25 days ago
What does a blender have to do with ping-pong?