Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 27, 2024

I would have thought Gary would look forward to necking with his date.

Gee Gary, were they having a Fire Sale at a men’s store???!!!

Sometimes it’s not worth it.

Being responsible for someone’s happiness can be a lot of work

That musical note is the universal symbol for “I’m completely done with romance and I’m happy to be single.”

That’s right, remain free, Gary. Remain free.

Leopold is showing Gary how it’s done: treat them like dirt, and they’ll be chasing after you.

Aw, c’mon Gary. Elvira’s definitely worth it!

Love the suit!

Leopold! Run for your life!

Wise move Gary, it’s a lot easier (and considerably cheaper) to pleasure yourself as needed.

So much for the BIG date! LOL

With that suit how can he lose! He just needs to meet someone color-blind, or perhaps better, completely blind.

“…..upon reconsideration.”

Leopold appears to be in no stress; that almost looks like a grin on his face.

Gary, standing up a date is not cool. She just may hunt you down also!

“I never loved and I hope I never will. That lovin’ proposition is bound to get some good man killed.”—blues verse.