Adult Children by Stephen Beals for March 17, 2024

They’re definitely not in South Florida. We generally have three or more types of bananas most of the year. But then Florida has several LOCAL producers of exotic fruits and veggies.

I have trouble distinguishing between just-not-ripe-yet green bananas and the forever-green bananas.

Lady, you ARE bananas.

You take the bananas we have or go without.

Stick her with some plantains.

YOU WILL BUY THE BANANAS WE HAVE AND YOU WILL LIKE THEM!

“YES!….we have no bananas! We have no bananas today!”

Yes we have no bananas

Sounds like a lot of Monkey Business to me.

Tabby Holmes. She’d rather be at home and not listen to that heII in the handbasket.

Attagirl Tabby……you be the boss lady.

I worked in a greenhouse as a cashier. I had a customer come to my register demanding she received the price on the sign next to the plants that she wanted. Unfortunately, the price was not for the plants that she wanted. She got angry and threw the plants down on my counter. As she did this I moved to the left and I felt hot air pass me on the right. That is when I realized I didn’t have to take their anger in!