Studies show that numbers you cite from studies are no more effective than numbers you make up yourself. And if you’re wondering how many studies say that, it’s 87.
My old neighbor had 2 grandsons, somehow they found me. So every afternoon they visited me until grandpa came home. I don’t know why! Both were curious ALL the time. The youngest I thought was quite bright but he changed. I dunno what happened. But last I saw him he was a waste (not drugs!)
I was willing to tell students, “I don’t know.” I had a dorm-mate in grad school who wasn’t willing to say that. He was teaching an intro level math class and had someone ask a question and Jack just pulled an answer from his rear end. He researched it after class and found he was dead wrong.
He started next class with, “The other day I gave you a technical answer that is beyond what you need for this class. The only definition you’ll require for this class is…”
Earl should have kept saying," I don’t know," and when Nelson got discouraged, say, “You’ve got to keep asking questions, that’s the only way you’ll learn anything.”
Sitting outside a barber shop reminded me of Joe and Neal’s Barber shop at Lincoln and Franquette in San Jose, CA in the late 50’s and early 60’s. Every Saturday, the barber shop was a gathering place full with about a dozen men waiting for hair cuts, no appointments, passing conversations and stories.
Here again, with the TWO panels in my local newspaper, not shown here. Panel 1: “Grampa, in the olden days, was everything black and white?” Panel 2: “According to my research, yes, color was invented by Walt Disney in 1961”.
Just today an online health (well, so-called health) publication showed research linking eating eggs with early death, and their next article showed research on the wonderful health benefits of eating eggs.
Blue Sky: Main ingredient in U.S. Air Force Blue, but let’s not forget the pretty girl’s eyes. Time to replace my very faded touch of Old Glory blue too.
Be honored when your grandchildren come to you with questions. I see it as respect and embrace the opportunity to teach, or teach them how to get the answers I admittedly don’t know. Never lie to them just to appease their curiosity.
Studies and polls are done by “experts”. But who are the experts? I think they’re mostly self-claimed, as any one can claim to be one, without showing any credentials.
thevideostoreguy 27 days ago
Studies show that numbers you cite from studies are no more effective than numbers you make up yourself. And if you’re wondering how many studies say that, it’s 87.
Sanspareil 27 days ago
A black hole is a hole that is coloured black!
The sky is blue because it is the will of Landru!
The dude from FL Premium Member 27 days ago
My old neighbor had 2 grandsons, somehow they found me. So every afternoon they visited me until grandpa came home. I don’t know why! Both were curious ALL the time. The youngest I thought was quite bright but he changed. I dunno what happened. But last I saw him he was a waste (not drugs!)
markkahler52 27 days ago
What’s a black hole? Dot in your eyes. Why is the sky blue? Because it’s not green… good answers!
iggyman 27 days ago
Lot’s of black holes in the roads around here, and they make people blue!
The Reader Premium Member 27 days ago
According to my research… That could work!
PraiseofFolly 27 days ago
Warning to Kids: Never repeat “Grampa Answers” at school ! (—
LawrenceS 27 days ago
I was willing to tell students, “I don’t know.” I had a dorm-mate in grad school who wasn’t willing to say that. He was teaching an intro level math class and had someone ask a question and Jack just pulled an answer from his rear end. He researched it after class and found he was dead wrong.
He started next class with, “The other day I gave you a technical answer that is beyond what you need for this class. The only definition you’ll require for this class is…”
sirbadger 27 days ago
Making your grandson stupider than he already is seems like a bad idea.
phritzg Premium Member 27 days ago
When you don’t know the answer to the question, you can also begin with “Some people say…”
carlsonbob 27 days ago
My research shows that 5 out of 4 people are bad at fractions.
sandpiper 27 days ago
What Earl will find one day is a very disappointed grandson who has found the true answers to all those questions.
goboboyd 27 days ago
‘When you hang out at a Barber Shop… you’re going to get a haircut.’
RDerekGrier 27 days ago
Why is Earl sitting in front of a barber shop when Opal cuts his hair?
gluetrap 26 days ago
Calcutta used to have a black hole.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 26 days ago
Earl, it’s more or less a tradition to tell tall tales to grandchildren! Go for it!
KEA 26 days ago
any time someone says “according to my research” I figure they’re lying.
billycnj 26 days ago
Earl should have kept saying," I don’t know," and when Nelson got discouraged, say, “You’ve got to keep asking questions, that’s the only way you’ll learn anything.”
DatsunMan 26 days ago
Sitting outside a barber shop reminded me of Joe and Neal’s Barber shop at Lincoln and Franquette in San Jose, CA in the late 50’s and early 60’s. Every Saturday, the barber shop was a gathering place full with about a dozen men waiting for hair cuts, no appointments, passing conversations and stories.
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 26 days ago
Here again, with the TWO panels in my local newspaper, not shown here. Panel 1: “Grampa, in the olden days, was everything black and white?” Panel 2: “According to my research, yes, color was invented by Walt Disney in 1961”.
caring55 26 days ago
It’s magic isn’t an acceptable answer so now I say it’s science
fencie 26 days ago
Just today an online health (well, so-called health) publication showed research linking eating eggs with early death, and their next article showed research on the wonderful health benefits of eating eggs.
zeexenon 26 days ago
Blue Sky: Main ingredient in U.S. Air Force Blue, but let’s not forget the pretty girl’s eyes. Time to replace my very faded touch of Old Glory blue too.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 26 days ago
Isn’t that how Dad in ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ operated?
IndyW 26 days ago
Be honored when your grandchildren come to you with questions. I see it as respect and embrace the opportunity to teach, or teach them how to get the answers I admittedly don’t know. Never lie to them just to appease their curiosity.
zarilla 26 days ago
Look those things up on the internet, Nelson. You’re more computer savvy than your Grampa.
ANIMAL 26 days ago
nice TRY
mistercatworks 26 days ago
Offer to show him how to find answers instead of lying out of false pride.
billdaviswords 26 days ago
So you tell your grandson, “Great question! Let’s look it up and find out…”
jasonsnakelover 26 days ago
You can always Google.
Cathy P. 26 days ago
Studies and polls are done by “experts”. But who are the experts? I think they’re mostly self-claimed, as any one can claim to be one, without showing any credentials.