M2Bulls by Marty Two Bulls Sr. for March 14, 2024

Has he already squandered the $2 billion bribe?

I see the hair critter is helping out with the sell down. Kinda hard to recognize il dοuche from the back without his hair critter, eh?

I woulda thought that hock-shop would be run by the Russians. Maybe they’re tired of getting cheated.

LOL! I am surprised the hair critter is so close to that full load in the britches.

And it will definitely be the pawn broker who dictates the amount of cash for the collateral.

Brilliant work, Mr Two Bulls.

I’m presuming the bumps in his pants are some of the kissers.

Saudis wont give him a dime

Bone Sawyer and the Saudi’s will give him pennies on the dollar for his tacky condos, if they buy any at all. Trump is headed for a legendary fall, and taking the GQP down with him. #EverythingTrumpTouchesDies

You drew him too handsomely.

Those of other nations in a position to help Perp$445M won’t do so out of the goodness of their hearts.

Marty shows us again he would have won that Pulitzer if the committee hadn’t been so cowardly

And his faithful ‘hair’ follows.

Run, Hair Critter! Make a break for it!!!

Another nice touch that I don’t see commented on yet is the fact that the properties in the box he’s bringing in for hock are all Monopoly game pieces.

Why did he draw Trump to look like Poopypants Biden?