Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 20, 2024

He can still smell it………

Ever the optimist.

Don’t you think it’s high time you moved the fridge so he could get it?

So true. We once had a dog that smoked a cat out that was hiding behind a bush. And for the remainder of that dog’s life, whenever we would walk by that house, she would go investigate that same bush every time.

By now there must be a whole family of treats living under there.

They never forget.

Which is why I always get them out as quickly as possible

My dog found a hotdog by a bush on the next block once. Now he has to check the magic hotdog bush every day.

When’s the last time you cleaned under there? LOL

I had a beagle like that once, but it was what went under the stove. It got moved out twice a year for oven cleaning; she was right on hand.

I don’t get dogs. They seem smart enough to remember some things but cannot figure out a simple concept like a litter box.

Wow, that was 49 years ago!

Ha! Because it’s there, is the excuse we use for climbing mountains so fare as Fare.

as a house painter, I can attest to how often (or not how often) people clean behind and under the fridge…

We had a “rabbit tree”. A sly old rabbit tricked my dog into thinking they disappeared up a tree, when in reality they bolted down a hole under a nearby tree. For months afterwards she would crane her neck in search of that trickster bunny in the tree top! :D

He thinks if he waits long enough, it will roll out.

A skittle