Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2024

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Spork on!

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Well, the knives should be safe enough … for awhile, anyway.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It’s not the same when you come to a spork in the road.

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    a sage  about 2 months ago

    The forks are tine-y.

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    jessebob42  about 2 months ago

    “Sign of the tines”. Groan! >:-D

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    gammaguy  about 2 months ago

    Super-efficient sporks?

    A great oxymoron.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Sporks will never replace forks for beard grooming.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    Sporks are better in theory than in reality.

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    patiodragon  about 2 months ago

    Failed product follow-up: The knapkin.

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    jango  about 2 months ago

    Evolution, or natural selection?

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Sporks don’t work as either forks or spoons.

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    P51Strega  about 2 months ago

    The myth of multi-tasking “efficiency”. Sporks are like most multitaskers, they can do multiple things poorly at the same time.

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    oakie817  about 2 months ago

    they could make one side of a spork sharp

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    My baby was delivered by the spork.

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    waes-hael  about 2 months ago

    Just imagine how dated the Runcible Spoon feels!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    Their favorite food to work on is pork.

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    rainiescholz  about 2 months ago

    Taco bell has stopped using sporks in Twin Cities MN BooHoo

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    where are the oval tines…?

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