Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 28, 2024

I would – but my insurance wouldn’t cover the consequences

They’d laugh. It’s the downside of being weak. The upside is that no one will dare slap me.

She has gone slaphappy!

OK, let me get my fish.

Turn the other cheek Aunty, just walk away.

Sometimes silence is the most eloquent argument.

Slap or spank?

Might not work very well!!!!

Problem is, the only people who’d take this advice haven’t actually been the bigger person to begin with.

I’ve come to believe, in my long and. . . life, that all those sayings are put in place by the bad guys to keep the good guys under control. . .

Only fools rush in dearie.

Okay, Aunty. But will you pick me up when they slap back and knock me down?

Aunty, you need to know this. In every group of women there is one slu#t. If you don’t know who that person is, then it’s you.

I have a better idea. FLAP them. Make like a goose and flap their r#mp with your wing!

While it’s agreed you’ve been the bigger person, but in the way your saying.