Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 14, 2024

and they’re getting shorter

Who isn’t?

For one thing, get a bigger bed!

Aunty must realize the solar eclipse is to blame for her shorted weekend ellipsis.

She better stay in bed for an extra day.

I’m retired. Every day is a weekend.

Where do you find 30 minutes?

It appears that Aunty likes to speak to her teeth. Get a (Poly) grip, girl!

Well Aunty if you got out of bed before noon, and weren’t smashed to oblivion by one p.m. perhaps the weekend would be a little longer.

There is a pill for that!!!!!!

I’m retired also and it seems like I have no free time. After some puzzling, I’ve determined that I have slowed down considerably – take’s me “forever” to do anything.

Time passes quickly when you’re in a stupor.

Maggie Smith’s quote as the Dowager Countess in ‘Downton Abbey’: What’s a weekend?

What is this weekend that you speak of?

Same here, Aunty. Same here.

The teeth on the nightstand are a nice touch, too.