Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 17, 2024

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Chameleons like to blend in.

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    Ratkin  2 months ago

    Fake! That’s obviously green screen.

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    WhatsTheJoke  2 months ago

    Darn. I was all set to party. I even brought the popcorn.

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    A Common 'tator  2 months ago

    You need to ask Schrödinger’s cat…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    Begin a rousing chorus of Danny Boy and listen for sobs and sniffles.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  2 months ago

    You’ll probably bump into old friends here.

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    Darryl Heine  2 months ago

    Empty.

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’s not easy being Green.

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    The iguanas around here always celebrate St. Paddy’s Day (they’re green iguanas).

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    You’ll find out once you get in

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Well,make sure you don’t change color…

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    Gent  2 months ago

    If ninja chameleon then no needs to change colours.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    He always looks like chameleon bucks.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’s not that easy bein’ green

    Having to spend each day

    The color of the leaves

    When I think it could be nicer

    Bein’ red or yellow or gold

    Or something much more colorful like that

    It’s not easy bein’ green

    It seems you blend in

    With so many other ordinary things

    And people tend to pass you over

    ‘Cause you’re not standing out

    Like flashy sparkles in the water

    Or stars in the sky

    But green’s the color of spring

    And green can be cool and friendly like

    And green can be big like a mountain

    Or important like a river or tall like a tree

    When green is all there is to be

    It could make you wonder why

    But, why wonder, why wonder?

    I’m green and it’ll do fine

    It’s beautiful. And I think it’s what I want to be.

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    martinman8 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yes

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    chief tommy  2 months ago

    Yes!

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    AndrewSihler  2 months ago

    Very funny!

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    jasonsnakelover  2 months ago

    Both

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    Ron Bauerle  2 months ago

    I didn’t think they could change their eye color…

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