Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 29, 2024

She turned me into a newt!

The sword is too powerful.

Excalibur!

for a preschooler she demonstrates an astounding vocabulary

Alice is just darn mean when she wants to be. How many think she went after poor Dill.

Mom will of course get wind of this and respond accordingly.

Did we miss a strip where Miss Bliss told Alice to sit down and not leave her seat?

Joan of Cul de Sac

Will this be going on her permanent record?

LMAO! They deserve everything they get from Alice! They were so rude and mean!

“Blade of Vengeance! The true story of…”

“Alice! You’ll put your eye out!”

“The End…”

As a child, our father was manager of a restaurant with a classy bar inside. When we’d visit and “Shirley Temples” which had the Maraschino cherries skewered with the little plastic swords through them. Orange ones were the best as they were kind of translucent. Talk about rocking a child’s world!

So this is a case of "non"microplastics in the body !

Have at thee, knave! Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

Alice is determined to “Share” that sword. Scoot scoot scoot, poke poke poke.

So she did decide to run them through, bad Alice.

Someone needs to call for security! Armed vigilante is in the room!

Her vengeance is diabolical.

Fair enough. You go, girl!!!