Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 10, 2024

That’s better than keeping her feelings bottled up in cider.

He was the apple oh her eye

He was the apple of her eye.

If only she had drunk some of the juice – she could have had a little bit of Bob in-cider.

I here she’s been hitting the sauce since it happened.

LOL!

At least Granny Smith seems to be taking it well.

It sent him to an early Grave-enstein.

Great comments, you’re crushing it!

The emotion I’m feeling stems from the seed of this strip. Not the most a-peeling post, I know.

He was good to the last drop.

Oooooh. Grrrroooooaaaan. It came, a Pun, a midnight dreary………

Are Granny Smiths ever used to make cider?

Eh, he was rotten to the core anyway.

they covered up the fact that bob got crushed before he could blab to the feds about in-cider trading…

Just HOW does one get beside themself?