A bit like my practicing escapes in college (I was heavily into magic at the time…I got better). Tied my wrists and ankles with neckties to try a new escape approach…that…didn’t work. Had to hop down a flight of stairs and across the dorm to get untied.
Brian Premium Member 4 months ago
Don’t worry, you can still insist that the other kids call you “Fireball”. Insist with extreme prejudice as needed.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 4 months ago
So hands off before your hands fall off!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 4 months ago
Zip ties! Also known as cable ties (or should I write KA-ble ties?)
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 4 months ago
I HAZYtate to call this a success,…well, “Let’s call it a (zip) tie”
robinafox 4 months ago
Fireball fits her much better.
Gent 4 months ago
Eh Blazey be more appropriate.
Knightman Premium Member 4 months ago
And this story is just zipping along!!!
Hamady Sack Premium Member 4 months ago
I like the gag-a-day format on Sundays.
oakie817 4 months ago
ka-comfortably numb
Wichita1.0 4 months ago
A bit like my practicing escapes in college (I was heavily into magic at the time…I got better). Tied my wrists and ankles with neckties to try a new escape approach…that…didn’t work. Had to hop down a flight of stairs and across the dorm to get untied.
ajr58(1) 4 months ago
Anyone else thinking of a kid’s tongue frozen to a flagpole?
Bill The Nuke 4 months ago
I worked with a guy named Richard Head. His parents didn’t think that one through.
tad1 4 months ago
KA-ZIP TIE!
tad1 4 months ago
I think Fireball is a better name for her than Hazy. Fits her personality.
norphos 4 months ago
I still prefer Fireball Haywire.
David Rickard Premium Member 4 months ago
Take a leaf from Petey Potterpoop, Hazy, and gnaw your arm off.