Clay Jones for January 28, 2024

The guy in the lower left corner is the one he reveres. The others are just his minions or the bad Capital Police (in HIS view).

Person, woman, man camera, Nancy.

Is panel 2 Putin?

Trump keeps citing the cognitive test he took and passed in 2018, almost six years ago. It was the Montreal Cognitive Assessment.

He has characterized it various ways, including an “IQ test” and other characterizations.

It is a test for severe dementia. While he hadn’t quite deteriorated to that level at the time of the test six years ago, it seems he has continued to deteriorate precipitously and one wonders whether the severely impaired Trump could pass the same test today.

One hint: He keeps on bragging about how the test presents pictures of various animals that the patient needs to identify. He repeatedly notes how easily he identified the whale.

When contacted, the makers of the test confirmed that their test has never, in any current or previous edition of the test, included a whale among the animal images included a whale.

Trump gets worse every day.

Trump was going to select the Capitol police officer, but the color of the officer’s skin was a deal-breaker.

Niki Haley needs to tell Trump she is willing to take the test with on live TV.

It was just on the news today that trump’s administration added 8.4 TRILLION DOLLARS to our debt in only four years. Republicans always out spend democrat’s administrations.

74,000,000, when you try this test, just pretend a person of color was driving a car or a bicycle or a tricycle. You’ll get the answer lickety split.

“Putin obviously………..see, aced it!”

It has been shown that Insurrectionist45 has parroted the ideas and phrases of Hitler, praised the man, etc. If that, by itself, is not a deal breaker for his supporters, there really isn’t any.

DDWIZ talks about whales…what about those flying monkeys? I can’t leave the house without worrying about those monkeys. I ordered a Monkey Missile System. When it arrives …bing, bong, blip, blip, whoosh!….got ’em.

“A man came up to me on the street, he really did, and he said “Sir, you’re fly is open, Zip up.” He really said that. A lotta people say that, not sure why."

Yes. It’s another fun conversation between Maga Mike and Democracy Don.

‘Hey, Don, isn’t the sky a really nice blue today?”

“No, it isn’t, Mike.”

“It isn’t what? Are you saying it isn’t blue?

“It’s not blue, Don.”

“Yes, it is Mike. Just look out the window. There’s a window right over there. Go look!”

“I don’t have to, Don. I was told it wasn’t blue.”

“What color is it?”

“It’s not blue, Don. My leader said it wasn’t. So, I don’t have to look.”

“Mike, are you saying you won’t walk four steps to the window to check?”

“It’s not blue, Don.”

“Whatever, Mike. Hey, did you hear Donald Trump the other day? Couldn’t finish sentences. He forgot who he was talking about and confused Pelosi and Haley. Experts think he has dementia.”

“No, he doesn’t, Don…”

To be pointlessly continued…

Politicians and diapers should be changed often……and for the same reason - Mark Twain.

When Traitor Trump’s handlers were worried that he had had a mini-stroke, and had him take the cognitive test, it was to identify animals. When he did his “man woman camera” thing, it was because he couldn’t remember what was on the actual test!

By the bleedin’way, am I the only one wondering if two of the women Traitor Trump raped happened to be named “Nancy” and “Nikki”? It would explain a few things….

The flies and green stink lines are spot on.

What IS that in his mouth—a ball gag?

Actually, since I turned 70, Medicare pays for an annual checkup that includes writing the numbers of a clock inside the circle offered and then drawing the hands for certain time. Plus 3 words to remember. So far, I’ve passed…

Dementia would give him an excuse.

What does trump think about his followers?? ….. “Trump Suggests 98% of His Supporters Would Fail Cognitive Decline TestDonald Trump told a room full of supporters that only 2% of them could pass a test meant to detect cognitive decline”.

I think this may be the first time he has told the truth!!

Trick question. That dementia test has no good guys on it. All were chicken sh$ts and cowards.

Traitor Trump’s tiny little brain is decomposing at an increasing rate of speed. I use the term “decomposing” instead of “deteriorating” because it is much worse. Ask the next neurologist (or undertaker) you meet.

TRUMP: These aren’t flies – they’re honey bees attracted to my flowery scent!

MAGA CROWD: THOSE ARE BEES! THOSE ARE BEES! THOSE ARE BEES!

Trump is unfit to be President of the United States.

Everyone in the republican party should take a dementia test before they are allowed to vote.

By MAGA standards? All of them. Except the police officer, of course.

Capitoltcha?

Mr. Jones still wants that quote taken out of context. It really is quite sad.President Trump said that he was not talking about any of these people in the very next sentence. This is what happens when the Fake News cuts him off and will not let him speak.

He’s a “racist”. We get your tired, worn out trope. At least hit on some new, actual material. What about his idiot son-in-law? Or the MAGA cultist, like Luara Loomer?