Ted Rall for January 26, 2024

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    Most of the things SCROTUS delivers were at least partly written by their aides. But under direction, that’s true.

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    Flashaaway  4 months ago

    We’ll soon find out how corrupt their decision making is.

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    braindead Premium Member 4 months ago

    So far, they refuse to decide whether it’s OKAY for a Republican president to order his opponents to be murdered.

    Because fair and balanced.

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    knutdl  4 months ago

    Jeebus? OMG! “Help us, Jeebus! Jeebus (or Jebus) is a humorous substitute for Jesus, sometimes used to avoid blaspheming, other times to poke fun at believers, and most often just as a playful interjection.” (Google it).

    Why go for the lesser evil?

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    Radish the wordsmith  4 months ago

    Republicans are why we can’t have anything nice.

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    EgidiusPfanzelter  4 months ago

    I don’t see that. There is another Republican candidate.

    And what would you propose for the hypothetical case that one of the final candidates dies between now and the election? (According to Trump, Biden would even be allowed to have Trump killed.)

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    David_the_CAD  4 months ago

    Even after denying the traitor from being on the ballot, there will be more than one person to choose from, so the denying people their vote argument just left the building.

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    But what are the other justices saying?

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  4 months ago

    Scrotus decides with their peen

    Obviously

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    Kurtass Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Save me white Jeebus.” Father John Misty, sorta.

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    wolfiiig  4 months ago

    Please yield the soapbox (just kidding).

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  4 months ago

    Note that it’s the useless seven who are weighing in here. trump has made statements that are clearly meant to intimidate the SCOTUS into deciding his way, which is great. Either they decide against him (and for the constitution) or in favour of him (and show they are all whipped).

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    thomasdadisman  4 months ago

    Sorry, fascism is definitely a republican trait, just look at Jabba the Trump’s record.

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    davidthoms1  4 months ago

    If Trump is disqualified then we will have the best qualified candidate in the race to vote for. Niki Haley is far better qualified than Trump anyway!

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    Totalloser Premium Member 4 months ago

    once in a great whole Ted actually get something right

    The only thing lower then SCOTUS approval ratings is Congress approval ratings

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    The world is watching.. and waiting. AND.. true to history, SCOTUS will put off making a decision until it’s too late. Then with much hand wringing they will try to make excuses.. or not.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  4 months ago

    Good one, Ted.

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    rlaker22j  4 months ago

    okay hand over the Kool-Aid glass you’ve had too much

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    piper_gilbert  4 months ago

    Not exactly the Dream Team in American jurisprudence.

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    GaryCooper  4 months ago

    There won’t be a one-candidate election if the traitor is excluded. There are still about 300,000,000 eligible Americans who haven’t committed treason.

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    Raging Moderate  4 months ago

    I worry that the SCOTUS is more and more a club for Harvard’s Federalist Society members that otherwise have no discernable workplace skills, and not even a tangential connection with society at large.

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    rossevrymn  4 months ago

    I just looked up, “Jeebus,” having been mildly interested in the term for years. Homer used it. Was there a character in a movie about a missionary, who couldn’t pronounce, “Jesus?”

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    rossevrymn  4 months ago

    Ted, you posted your DMZ podcast a bit late. I’ll give you my review on Monday. Sorry.

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    ncorgbl  4 months ago

    This is why voting for president of the U.S. is so much more than a man for the office. McConnell got his rubber stamp in 2016 for the courts, though he’s since lost all control of tRump.

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Tragic situation. Constitution is clear, if they can find their copies. Anyone in government who violates and ignores the constitution is committing treason. There are not enough jails to hold all of them. The judges are in violation as much as the President.

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    moondog42 Premium Member 4 months ago

    “greatest” legal minds…. At least 5 of them are mediocre legal minds, at best.

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    cfkelley  4 months ago

    Sotomayor’s book was published by Marvel Comics.

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    think it through  4 months ago

    What color is the sky on your planet or in your bubble? Just when trumpies are starting to seem like real people they show their ignorance has grown ’’biggly’’.

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    charliekane  4 months ago

    Somebody here’s a frond short . . .

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    Ted Rall creator 4 months ago

    What people are missing here is that there is no right side here. Follow the Constitution and there’s no election. Allow the election and you subvert the law.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 4 months ago

    Many people would write in Trump, whether he is elgible to serve or not. If not on the ballot, there is still the ability to write in your own choice. What you mean is that the election will not be a contest. It will however be an affirmation of the rule of law. And that is very important, unless you are in favor of autocrats, communist, facist or otherwise.

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    william_bader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Trump on the ballot would be like if Republicans put Schwarzenegger on the ballot or if Democrats put Obama on the ballot. Even if they win the election, according the the Constitution, they couldn’t serve. What is the end game of having Trump on the ballot in November when he can’t serve legally? If Trump won, would he be disqualified and his VP sworn in as President? Are Republicans projecting when they claim that if Biden wins, he will pass the presidency to his VP?

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    opsono  4 months ago

    Sometimes Rall is just brilliant, ain’t he?

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    GreggW Premium Member 4 months ago

    Worst SCOTUS ever?

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 4 months ago

    Originalism is an even bigger sham than textualism. Look at 2nd Amendment rulings in the past few years

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    wmbrainiac  4 months ago

    Well characterized – “Our greatest legal minds”C r i n g e

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Since when is the Supreme Court debating keeping Biden on the ticket?

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    gh787888  4 months ago

    If Jeff Davis (Confederate President) had run for President or US Senator after the Civil War it might have been clear. Not so clear now.

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    freshmeet2030  4 months ago

    Nailed it.

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