Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 02, 2024

I guess he ages quickly.

He must’ve gotten on the wrong elevator.

Well of course horsie young and handsome. He hair not greys see.

The old gray bear, he ain’t what he used to be, ain’t what he used to be, many long years ago :)

He has Polaroids from last week?

EVERY picture of you, is when you were younger!

— Mitch Hedberg

Equus Narcisisticus

is that the stack of pictures the police took…?

Horace, you’ll be forever young.

“Is that all there is?”

I have to remind myself I’m not 79 anymore

Good looks age quickly, Horace.

… so modest and delusional.

I can see a mayfly doing this and saying “…this morning.”

Horace needs uplifting….he knows he’ll neigh-ver recapture his youth again.

Nostalgia never gets old.

Horses are measured in hands, so Horace IS quite "hand"some.

Live in the present, Horace. Right now, at this moment, you’re as old as you’ve ever been and you’ll never be this young again

I’m planning eye surgery, but I know it ages your face: you can see it in the mirror afterward.