Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for December 24, 2023

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  10 months ago

    The “grog” prince.

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    SHAKEUPVILLE  10 months ago

    A friend “yule” need

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  10 months ago

    Igor the red-eyed fruit fly

    Had some very shiny eyes

    And if you ever saw it

    You would cry “Oh my! Oh my!”

    All of the other sleigh flies

    Used to laugh and say “Buzz off!”

    They never let poor Igor

    Get married with a “Mazel tov”

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve

    Jimmy came to say

    “Igor, with your eyes so bright

    Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?"

    Then how the rest flies loved him

    But soon they shouted out with loudly

    ’Cause Igor the red-eyed fruit fly

    Got down in an ‘ugly swatter’ ceremony

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    angelolady Premium Member 10 months ago

    Bring in the bugs, or take them some little cups.

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    top cat james  10 months ago

    I’d say this is Gallagher’s gag gift to the readers, but there’d have to be an actual gag.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Look like Jimmy has kidnapped Santa and his reindeers and then stolen his ride too. No sign of presents too. Must be hoarding em or sold em off already. No wonders nobody is like Jimmy.

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    philwinn  10 months ago

    Jimmy has a good racket going on. Promises flies he will not eat them if they taxi him around wherever he wants to go.

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    guenette.charlie(BozoKnows)  10 months ago

    Suppose Calvin got her tail caught in the vacuum, would she still enjoy it?

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    lemonbaskt  10 months ago

    what about the slug and the musk ox ?

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    pripley  10 months ago

    Hmmm, how come Jimmy doesn’t have his Santa hat on, like when he was a mall Santa? Oh well, it’s Heathcliff, so Merry Garbage Day to all Heathcliff fans!

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    tpeyer Premium Member 10 months ago

    Home run!!

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    jwarrenphd  10 months ago

    Merry Christmas Heathcliff!

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    michael3114  10 months ago

    Jimmy needs to play Frogger in real life.

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    anncorr339  10 months ago

    Jimmy the frog is Father Christmas that is going to far

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    Izzy Moreno  10 months ago

    Jimmy’s Santa? Christmas is ruined.

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