Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for October 06, 2023

In that place, it’s a “boozing” proposition.

“Honestly, neither one. I just stop here for the coffee. This office is a shortcut to where I really work.”

I’ll have you know that I collect EVERY paycheck.

Job description?

“Yes, but not for long. I just accepted an offer with a 25% raise in pay and the opportunity to work remote. I was going to make Friday my last day, but your attitude has helped me move it along to leave before lunch.”

I’m vice-president in charge of trick questions.

Implying that employees don’t work, they must have a very strong union.

An employee, I own the place…

He’s stopped by to adjust the thermostat.