Clay Jones for September 16, 2023

The New York Post (!) is reporting that Boebert was giving her new boyfriend a h@ndjob briefly in the theater — and it has cellphone video to prove it.

Should I feel guilty about how much I enjoy posting this?

Boebert is another Republican hero.

The biggest Republican controversy is whether Boebert or Perjury Taylor Greene was first to want to impeach Biden.

Spoooooooooky

Boebert, the trailer park queen of gaslighting and vaporware …

Typical Repub, rules don’t apply to him or her.

I have forgotten the significance of Beetlejuice calling one’s name three times.

Where’s a Sandworm when you need one?

He speaks her name three times because, that’s how you summon a demon!

She is nothing but common trash.

Why do people vote for people like this?

Why is Boebert in Congress, and by extension, Trump, have another chance to be President? Doesn’t her District or the country know what kind of people they are?

It has been proven that voting is an emotional reaction, not a critical-thinking reaction. Both Boebert and Trump have proven to enough people that they will be their voice. These under-educated, blue-collar, and un-refined people believe Boebert & Trump will fight for them. The irony is that they will only work to better themselves. Getting into Congress or Government is the greatest con that many of these people could ever undertake. And, technically, it’s legal.

However, there are also the money-people who support them. These educated, upper-class people will keep Boebert and Trump as long as they do exactly what they want: vote for tax breaks and weaken regulations they deem troublesome. The irony here is these people know Boebert & Trump are trash and will have nothing to do with them outside of a narrow window of politics. Trump, Boebert, MTG, and Gaetz, to name a few, are useful idiots for them.

Vaping? Well, that’s an excellent way to shorten a life.

saying it three times got her out of the theater, however, what can to get her out of congress? Vote her out, Vote her out, vote her …

I believe she planned the whole stunt to be in the news!

No class, no brains, no nothing!

Clay, you did it again! Excellent! ☺️❤️

Nailed it.

The former Sugar Baby got “escorted” out of the movie house. Now that’s funny.

I read recently that she’s sharing theater etiquette lessons. Etiquette lessons? Lauren Boebert? ROFLMAO!!! What’s next, tips for housewives from MTG? /s

Bobert is just another lying obnoxious irresponsible republican insurrectionist.

She was stoned out of her gourd.

Well done Mr. Jones, I almost didn’t recognize your artwork. Your artwork is unique, I like it.

Has Boebert’s hero Rump called for a boycot of “Beetlejuice, the Musical”?

That reminds me of a story that I hope is true.

A man, who was in a hurry, tried to break into the front of a long line of people at an airline terminal. He needed to make arrangements for a flight, and so he felt entitled to jump in front of others who wanted to do the same thing. The ticket agent tried to ignore him, whereupon he screamed, “Do you know who I am?”

The ticket agent grabbed a PA microphone and announced, “There is a man here who does not know who he is. Anyone who can help him identify himself, please come to the ticket counter.”

It’s get-thrown-out-of-the-showtime!

Absolutely Brilliant!!! LOLOL