Herman by Jim Unger for September 22, 2023

First we mark it up so we can reduce the price.

On the mark

Imagine how big she was before everything was reduced!

The bargains are amazing at the Amazon warrior outlet store!

I don’t fit into clothing that’s been reduced.

Some guys shouldn’t go tranny no matter how strong the urge.

Certainly not the salesperson.

Don’t talk too loud or you might be reduced to a pile of bloody pulp.

She’s not for sale. Duh.

A 1960s documentary was shown on TV the other day. There were no fat people back then — before fast food restaurants.

Guy’s asking for a knot on his head.

Glad to know that. I wonder how big she was BEFORE the reduction?

HAHAHA!

Dude likes to live life on the edge, doesn’t he?!

Not bad for a former walrus…

She isn’t overweight, she is just under-tall.

Don’t mess with her if you know what’s good for you…..

Didn’t even have to read the caption, I was thinking the same thing.

She’s really big on lowering her prices.

And you thought you and your wife were large.

It’s the weight of all her responsibilities.

:-D

Yeah, this one doesn’t fly anymore………………………………comment from some genius who doesn’t understand that comedy evolves?: