Clay Jones for August 27, 2023

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    Flashaaway  10 months ago

    Not again!

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    DD Wiz Premium Member 10 months ago

    Shouldn’t that booking number for Trump be POS 1135809?

    Or maybe 45-11780?

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    And that Trump sippy cup displays the slogan “NEVER SURRENDER” that now captions mugs and T-shirts with the infamous glowering mugshot. How gullible to TrumpubliQan cult worshippers have to prove themselves to be — forking over their hard-earned cash for a mugshot captioned “NEVER SURRENDER” with a photograph showing the exact moment of Trump SURRENDERING for the FOURTH TIME in as many months?

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    Twocat  10 months ago

    I feel like a number

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  10 months ago

    Is that the number of years trump will take to be president agai ?

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    lopaka  10 months ago

    The orange one will covfefe it.

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    adunano367  10 months ago

    I thought it might be funny for a while to change my phone number to the last part, but I’ll bet Pumpkin bloat beats me to it.

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    adunano367  10 months ago

    Nixon at least tried to save face, claiming “I am not a crook!”. T-Rump on the other hand says “Yeah, I’m a crook, so what?”.My, how times have changed.

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    knutdl  10 months ago

    Pizza rat for president!

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    admiree2  10 months ago

    According to many of the legal analysts it takes only one of the 91 to get the Fat Orange Clown (the FOCer) a lifetime sentence.

    Just added another nighttime fantasy to my collection.

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    knutdl  10 months ago

    Love the sippy cup. Where is the Mug shot?

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    ♪ 867-5309…

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 10 months ago

    The first Lawsuit to keep “Defendant #1” off of the Presidential Ballot under the terms of the 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution has already been filed…

    Section 3 Disqualification from Holding Office:

    No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

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    Al Fresco  10 months ago

    How about the number POTUS2024?

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Great, Clay! Per usual!

    Now we need to see rumple in an orange jumpsuit, bald and behind bars! He’s gotta look good for the other inmates!

    Rudy-Toot-Toot in the next cell……

    Pizza Rat bringing him McDonalds….☺️☺️☺️☺️

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 months ago

    The totally corrupt leader of the totally corrupt republican party.

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    piper_gilbert  10 months ago

    “I surrendered on Aug. 24.”

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 months ago

    ‘They turn to violence’: Princeton professor ties hate-based shooting to Trumpism

    A Princeton professor Saturday tied the recent fatal hate-crime shooting to “Trumpism,” using the opportunity to show that the problem has existed throughout various generations. Princeton professor Eddie Glaude appeared on MSNBC’s Ayman, and was asked by the host about how “we are constantly being urged to pretend that we live in a post racial society.” The host also noted that the “journey from the march on Washington until today is far from complete.”

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 months ago

    Constitution’s disqualification clause fits Trump ‘like a glove’: ex-prosecutor

    Former federal prosecutor Shan Wu is the latest to jump on the bandwagon to assert that Donald Trump is ineligible for office based on his actions on Jan. 6, 2021.

    Wu, writing in a Saturday opinion piece for The Daily Beast, says the “Disqualification Clause” found in Section 3 of the 14th Amendment “fits Donald J. Trump like a glove.” His piece comes after several prominent conservatives argued the same position on the former president’s potential disqualification under the U.S. Constitution.

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 months ago

    Anti Christ Trump, the Republicans unholy cult leader.

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Every RWNJ country singer in the USA is racing all the others to be the first to produce a new song with 1135809 as the lyrical hook. Instant top of charts seller and tour booking date calendar filled!

    Well, at least for the next 14 months or so. Maybe.

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    Ally2005  10 months ago

    That would make a great yard sign, with a /s at the end. The magats wouldn’t get it. Another laugh out loud toon from the mind of Clay.

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 months ago

    Crazy blowhard Trump is attacking Fox propaganda for not being enslaved to him.

    “The Globalists over at FoxNews and their subservient ‘paper,’ The Wall Street Journal, in their never ending quest to stop America First, and give Ron DeSanctimonious one last HOPELESS push, have created the dumbest Poll yet. It states ‘What candidates are you voting for among likely GOP primary voters who WATCHED THE DEBATE?’”

    In his second post he wrote, “Page 2: The Interview has, at this moment, 260,000,000 Views, the biggest of all time, whereas the FoxNews Debate had only 11,000,000 Viewers. End of story! If FoxNews doesn’t get on board the greatest MOVEMENT of all time, MAGA, they will continue to Hemorrhage Viewers and Ratings – They will never come back – The beautiful Golden Goose will be forever gone!”

    Raving Trump is totally nutz.

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 months ago

    Signs of the Antichrist, the “lawless one”, the “Boaster” speaking of his own greatness, the “Arrogant one”, pathological “Liar”, “Builder of towers”, breaks treaties, demands constant worship, deceitful and misleads the church into following him, a “man of sin”, brags that he is “The chosen one”, shows no compassion or empathy, the “Destroyer”, constantly “tries to make himself look great”.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Great!!!!

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    I Play One On TV  10 months ago

    I would like to suggest that those of us who are truly awake stop using the term “anti-woke” and instead substitute the word “pro-sleep”. I think it’s far more fitting. But that’s just me.

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    willie_mctell  10 months ago

    Physical surrender is not true surrender.

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 months ago

    P01125809 Trump was informed by his attorneys that he is not allowed to leave the country to attend the PGA event in Scotland. Wonder how that went over.

    ‘I can’t go’: Trump blows up on prosecutors for keeping him from attending PGA event in Scotland

    On Sunday afternoon Donald Trump pitched a fit that his legal problems are keeping him from attending a golf tournament being held at his golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland.

    Taking to his Truth Social account, the former president claimed “I can’t go” and blamed it on the “Crazed Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Marxists, and Fascists” who are ruining his golf enjoyment.

    According to the former president who is facing four separate indictments and a handful of civil lawsuits, “I have the Staysure Senior PGA Championship in Aberdeen, Scotland, on my great course, and I can’t go. I have to stay around and fight off the Crazed Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Marxists, and Fascists.”

    He then added, “I wouldn’t want to be in Europe and watch this COUNTRY DESTROYING Scum work their disgusting and illegal ‘magic’ on unsuspecting Republican ‘leaders’ who just don’t think it is appropriate to Fight Fire With Fire. BUT WE WILL WIN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

    Lawless Republicans call anyone who enforces USA law “Crazed Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Marxists, and Fascists”.

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 months ago

    Crazy lying squirming man thinks he can order reality around.

    Trump directs Republicans in the House to pass impeachment of Biden immediately: ‘They did it to us!’

    From his summer home in New Jersey, former President Donald Trump dictated to the House Republicans that it was time for them to impeach President Joe Biden. Taking to his personal social media website, Truth Social, on Sunday, Trump claimed that the House has already “proven” that Biden broke the law and as such it was time for them to move.

    Lawless Republicans lie about everything all of the time.

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