“…And tomorrow we’ll go over making up different names for fake money.”
You might also want to teach them how to disable a spacebot with a stone.
Couldn’t we get the stick and stone to program the space bots?
Won’t they have to look into critical stick theory?
Careful with that pointéd stick.
WW4 will be fought with bows and arrows
Beats duck and cover.
Next, how to disable Spacebots with a sharpened stick.
…..and how to start a fire rubbing two sticks together….
For extra credit – write a 5-page essay on how to select an appropriate stone for stick-sharpening.
And once we prepare the pointy stick, we’ll use it to prepare you for corporate life. (And marriage.)
…and discovering the black monolith.
And here’s how you start a fire with steel wool and a nine volt battery
Teacher, where do I put my stick?
Well, it’s better than a sharp stick in the eye.
Finally, a usable skill from school…..
Well rounded education.
Future Utopia and future Dystopia leading to anarchic societal collapse leading to the New CaveMan Existence.
Shapen the stick at both ends…
Because World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
November 07, 2013
Leroy 11 months ago
“…And tomorrow we’ll go over making up different names for fake money.”
JudasPeckerwood 11 months ago
You might also want to teach them how to disable a spacebot with a stone.
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
Couldn’t we get the stick and stone to program the space bots?
comixbomix 11 months ago
Won’t they have to look into critical stick theory?
Ichabod Ferguson 11 months ago
Careful with that pointéd stick.
[Unnamed Reader - f361f4] 11 months ago
WW4 will be fought with bows and arrows
potfarmer 11 months ago
Beats duck and cover.
goboboyd 11 months ago
Next, how to disable Spacebots with a sharpened stick.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
…..and how to start a fire rubbing two sticks together….
FireAnt_Hater 11 months ago
For extra credit – write a 5-page essay on how to select an appropriate stone for stick-sharpening.
MeGoNow Premium Member 11 months ago
And once we prepare the pointy stick, we’ll use it to prepare you for corporate life. (And marriage.)
jamestipton222 11 months ago
…and discovering the black monolith.
jscarff57 Premium Member 11 months ago
And here’s how you start a fire with steel wool and a nine volt battery
JoshHere 11 months ago
Teacher, where do I put my stick?
Daeder 11 months ago
Well, it’s better than a sharp stick in the eye.
raybarb44 11 months ago
Finally, a usable skill from school…..
norphos 11 months ago
Well rounded education.
norphos 11 months ago
Future Utopia and future Dystopia leading to anarchic societal collapse leading to the New CaveMan Existence.
decalwrites 11 months ago
Shapen the stick at both ends…
donut reply 11 months ago
Because World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.