Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 28, 2023

like having a tag out on your t-shirt

Occam’s razor — simpler explanations are generally better than more complex ones

Unresolved childhood issues from where someone turned your ear inside out.

hEar! hEar!

I hate it when that happens.

" I ’ear ya, Doc"

Now ear this! No loitering in the litter box!

My cats don’t get inside-out ears unless I do that to them.

“Unresolved childhood issues”. You mean kittenhood issues.

Lol

It sounds funny, but then it is a comic. And it does happen, often with a humorous effect. Maybe they’ll feel better if they push the box of tissues off the table. Just because.

My Aussie’s ear does it all the time. Doesn’t seem to bother him, but it does me. lol

And with that your time is up. I’ll add the $50 to your bill and see you next week.

Or your litter box hasn’t been changed in weeks…

“Earn your bucks and flip it straight for me, would ya?”

“From that day my brother bit my ear when we were playing, I was never the same again.”