First rule of survival in bar fighting, and Andy should know this if anyone does. That is, always pick on a big guy. He might hurt you, he might teach you some manners. But if you go picking on some little guy, he’ll likely just kill you.
Andy used to be taller than he is now. He used to be taller than Flo. Reg Smythe made Andy shorter to emphasise the mother-child aspect of the marriage between Flo and Andy.
Unfortunately I didn’t win at bingo again! But I got myself a few little treats from the supermarket though. Ham & Cheese sandwiches (Reduced to 88p) Kefir Cherry Milk (Reduced to 85p) and two 4-in-a-pack Kinder Chocolate Pingui bars. £1.60 each. I know some of them don’t sound like treats but I love the sandwiches and always buy them when they’re reduced in price to keep in my mini fridge. I haven’t tried the Cherry Milk yet but it’s full of vitamins and good for gut health apparently.
Alexander the Good Enough 11 months ago
First rule of survival in bar fighting, and Andy should know this if anyone does. That is, always pick on a big guy. He might hurt you, he might teach you some manners. But if you go picking on some little guy, he’ll likely just kill you.
ronaldspence 11 months ago
I would imagine Andy’s skin would be thicker by now…
seanfear 11 months ago
yes, you are. Sorry.
Imagine 11 months ago
Not short. Height challenged.
Calvinist1966 11 months ago
Andy used to be taller than he is now. He used to be taller than Flo. Reg Smythe made Andy shorter to emphasise the mother-child aspect of the marriage between Flo and Andy.
snsurone76 11 months ago
Does flirting with younger women constitute “cheating”?? That question has been bandied about on Dear Abby for years!!
Shabbat shalom, rjm and the two Eldo’s.
win.45mag 11 months ago
short TEMPERED
russef 11 months ago
Wear a stetson. A high one.
Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago
Eric Grimshaw is a swine.
-Saint- 11 months ago
Andy is typically short on cash, however…
ladykat 11 months ago
You’re vertically challenged, then, Andy!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
Andy is always short…on cash.
rshive 11 months ago
Tall drunkards are apparently more trustworthy.
andersjg Premium Member 11 months ago
Too many dips in the canal—he shrunk.
Ray Helvy Premium Member 11 months ago
…says the man half a head shorter than his wife. If we could see his eyes, he’d be looking up at her eyes.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
Don’t be so hard on ole Eric, after all he’s great judge of character.
Linguist 11 months ago
“Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love.”
___________Randy Newman, “Short People” Little Criminals Album 1977
Number Three 11 months ago
I’m also short (5’2") and I believe my Mum is 5’
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@Everyone
Unfortunately I didn’t win at bingo again! But I got myself a few little treats from the supermarket though. Ham & Cheese sandwiches (Reduced to 88p) Kefir Cherry Milk (Reduced to 85p) and two 4-in-a-pack Kinder Chocolate Pingui bars. £1.60 each. I know some of them don’t sound like treats but I love the sandwiches and always buy them when they’re reduced in price to keep in my mini fridge. I haven’t tried the Cherry Milk yet but it’s full of vitamins and good for gut health apparently.
The Kinder Pingui bars are absolutely gorgeous.
Chris Colvard 11 months ago
He’s always been short. Short ten pounds here, short twenty quid here….
Templo S.U.D. 11 months ago
Know who else claims not to be short? Edward Elric of manga/anime Fullmetal Alchemist. He also really knows how to throw a fit when the topic arises.