Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 10, 2023

Give him some Imodium-AD tablets !

I thought he had already done it, all over the park!

That goose is waddling into the wrong bathroom.There’s no feathers on that sign.

Nobody likes to be loosey goosey.

I hope that’s a gander.

We have a large Canada Goose population living nearby and I can attest to the fact that they ALL have this problem. What a mess!!

Up where I live in Ontario, we have an overpopulation of Canada Geese. The wildlife authorities come around in nesting season and oil the eggs, which somehow (don’t ask me) prevents the eggs from being viable. Or, at least, it’s supposed to.

And I must go where the wild goose goes

AFLAC!!!

Maybe it’s gallbladder was removed

AND FULL OF JUICE?

“Make me feel real loose, like a long-necked goose…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXFVOc5I8Q

Instead of “the runs” he gets “the waddles”.

Shouldn’t be him using a car lot?

Oh it’s Green Alligators and Green Goose …….

It’s not just an expression. At the lake, we have them bad around the apartments. They can’t take two steps without vacating …

That was me this afternoon! Horrible!