Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 08, 2023

The fridge being completely empty.

Nothing would stop Broomie from doing a bit of shopping. Unless she’s been kicked out of all the grocery stores.

G@ylord, just grab that thing from her and stomp it to pieces!!

Of course, spray yourself with ZAP repellent first.

That apple looks good, I spent one day only eating an apple!

With a face that and her magic, she has nothing to panic about.

Maybe Broomie should press the panic button when Gay!ord speaks. Yip yip yip yip yip

At least she doesn’t call 911

Wonder how they’re going to resolve this car panic alarm arc…

Somewhere, in a dimly lit studio, an artist thinks “A gag about the panic button on my car remote… Which one should I use? I KNOW! ALL of them!”

I wonder if “Same shtick different day” is a reason to use the panic button.

She just loves to press buttons. Oy

We’re outta beer! HONK, HONK, HONK

Especially if you can’t get to the store…

that means GO REFILL IT!

When you go to a parking lot and can’t get into your car because some yahoo keeps pulling in and out and in and out of the space next to it for no apparent reason. That’s when to not only use the panic button to make your car go off, but to then stand and point your finger at the offender.

Broomie needs to go grocery shopping!

Since her car’s battery is probably dead (HONK! HONK!) she needs to improve her flying broom’s cargo capacity.to get the job done.

I try to keep my fridge full always!