We have 5 different weather apps in our house – if we don’t like the forecast on one of them – we look at another one – just like the weather forecasters on tv – none of them agree. Pick a channel or an app for the results you want… The only job that I know of where you’re paid to be wrong 90% of the time…
We see Ralph in his underdrawers all the time. Only ONE kind – white with red stripes………or, red with W-I-D-E white stripes…make your own choice. Couldn’t he afford a different kind? That family affords ANYTHING they want on a mall cop’s pay or retirement home gate keeper – whichever one he is this week. Wherever they live, those jobs pay immensely well, apparently!!!
allen@home 11 months ago
Or weather people around here changed that a few years ago. Now they say 70% coverage.
Ubintold 11 months ago
There’s always a chance.
Johnny Q Premium Member 11 months ago
“There isn’t a 100% chance of climate change destroying modern civilization! There’s only a 70% chance.”
qct 11 months ago
The ‘warming’ has nothing to do with Co2, it is the moisture in the atmosphere.
carlosrivers 11 months ago
You need to get rid of that basketball you swallowed, then your posture will get better
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 11 months ago
She sure works hard to prove Ralph wrong, maybe she will convince him that he was wrong on the wedding vows.
The Bruce Dickinson 11 months ago
My doctor told me the problem with my back is it is too far from my front.
raptor 11 months ago
We have 5 different weather apps in our house – if we don’t like the forecast on one of them – we look at another one – just like the weather forecasters on tv – none of them agree. Pick a channel or an app for the results you want… The only job that I know of where you’re paid to be wrong 90% of the time…
JPuzzleWhiz 11 months ago
I’d still bring an umbrella…even if I end up not using it, I’d rather have an umbrella and not need it, than need it and not have it.
JPuzzleWhiz 11 months ago
Ralph, you deserve a standing ovation! d;o)
Bill The Nuke 11 months ago
I knew I married Miss Right, I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
planostanton 11 months ago
Quit the midnight milkshakes and your posture will improve!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
Sorry Ralph, but your long posture prime.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
But there always 100% chance he’s wrong.
banjoAhhh! 11 months ago
At least Ralph knows that the “wife is always right”. Giggle snort.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
You and me both, Ralph.
robert423elliott 11 months ago
We see Ralph in his underdrawers all the time. Only ONE kind – white with red stripes………or, red with W-I-D-E white stripes…make your own choice. Couldn’t he afford a different kind? That family affords ANYTHING they want on a mall cop’s pay or retirement home gate keeper – whichever one he is this week. Wherever they live, those jobs pay immensely well, apparently!!!
aussie399 Premium Member 9 months ago
Maybe his posture problem relates to his standing order of donuts