Monty by Jim Meddick for May 29, 2023

Just looking at her makes my body feel dislocated…….

Last time I could do that, I was 10.

Chi Whiz!

“Help! I’ve gotten into a pose and cant get out of it!”

“Your ch’i? … Bless you!”

Is she related to The Dude? Her comment reminds me of one of the many quotable quotes from His Dudeness: “Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

Oh come on . . . It was an understandable mistake. You can get your ch’i back.

I can’t imagine getting into or out of that position. I see people my age mountain climbing and zip lining and air surfing and white water rafting and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

“The chalk outline really threw me…”

Everyone who has a job in Illinois can do that. When they told us we’d have to bend over backwards to pay our taxes, they weren’t kidding!

Aha hahahahahahaha!

I’m pretty sure that’s a dislocated hooter. :)

Her breasts stand up pretty well for being flat on her back. (o )( o)

Namaste right there, I’ll call for help.

I’m surprised noone has called her out for being a fraud. Yoga focuses the three gunas: tamas (darkness & chaos), rajas (activity & passion), and sattva (beingness & harmony.) Chi is an oriental discipline. The woman should know that.

I miss the good old days when I was more limber in the 30’s.

If it doesn’t look painful, you’re doing it wrong.

So easily distracted and upset, Floor-dweller? Your ch’i still has a very long way to go. Where is your tranquillity of spirit? More ch’i-gong!