If you live in an area code where you are required to dial all 10 digits of your number (area code plus your local number) even for local calls, you never have to dial the leading 1. The 1 originally told the system that you were dialing a long distance number, so the system knew many digits expect. Now, since all calls are routed by the same equipment, dialing a leading 1 is irrelevant, the system just throws it out. So don’t say “1-800” just say “800”.
allen@home 11 months ago
This one gave me a big chuckle.
Kiba65 11 months ago
Not bad….
bbcsys Premium Member 11 months ago
Who’s driving?
manowarrior 11 months ago
I laughed my a*s off at this one.
GoComicsGo! 11 months ago
And you can’t lie
mfoldude Premium Member 11 months ago
Asstronomy joke
ladykat 11 months ago
The lady following is dismayed. She’s used to nicer butts.
Cameron1988 Premium Member 11 months ago
Unappealing
The Brooklyn Accent 11 months ago
He’s deeply in love with her. He couldn’t offer her the sun, but he gave her the moon.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
That windshield’s got a crack in it.
JoshHere 11 months ago
She was going to church, poor Gertrude was traumatized. She never closed her eyes again
Boise Ed Premium Member 11 months ago
Dan Collins has been funny in the past. I’m going to delay removing him from my list.
Khatkhattu Premium Member 11 months ago
Better than a bumper sticker that says Stop tailgating, a$$hole.
WilliamMedlock 11 months ago
If you live in an area code where you are required to dial all 10 digits of your number (area code plus your local number) even for local calls, you never have to dial the leading 1. The 1 originally told the system that you were dialing a long distance number, so the system knew many digits expect. Now, since all calls are routed by the same equipment, dialing a leading 1 is irrelevant, the system just throws it out. So don’t say “1-800” just say “800”.
goboboyd 11 months ago
She might have a dash cam catching the license number along with the BIG ‘event’.
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
Attention Universe! Bite me.