The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 25, 2023

That’s rich

“Richie Rich” Chief made his richness on your shoulders, boys.

Who knew there was that kind of money in Cozies?

That poor water cooler sure gets a work out. Is it spiked? My bank balance is always close to my age and my account number is only 6 digits. So unlike the chief – it would not be among the top 2% nation wide.

Comparing my account balance to my account number tells me that I’m a 0.000001% er

Ah yes, water cooler gossip. That could get you into trouble Brutus!

So he’s kinda middle class 1%.

How rich can you be selling a tea cozy?

perhaps he needs to put it in another bank to hold the rest of his money. :D

Brutus points out how rich the boss is……..nuff said!

I know someone with a 4 digit account. It generally depends on how long you have had the account. Mine number is pretty low, too.

That’s a lot of digits!

Now, I know our Brutus is the Chief’s right hand man if he knows the boss’s bank account number. Evidently the Chief doesn’t think Brutus is smart enough to know what to do with it.

Mine too. Except all my digits are to the right of the decimal.

He has a bank account? I thought all his money was in bags around his desk.

That’s rich…

Now that IS rich. However is he truly happy? If not, I guess he is rich enough to at least rent it if he can’t buy it outright. My only question is though, how does a man get that rich marketing tea pot cozies? Makes you wonder doesn’t it?……

And Art wants to share some of the money he makes as a cartoonist with me.

But what if the chief has had the same bank account for a long time? I’ve had the same checking account since 1989, and the account number only has seven digits (note: the number of digits in my current balance is also seven — if you include the pennies). I’ve dealt with at least one bank teller who looked at the account number and commented, “Wow, you must have had this account for a long time.”

I would ask how Brutus would know this but then again knowing the Chief I am sure he was bragging about his net worth

The ‘Chief’ is NOT rich. He is Rancid!!!

“Brutus, how’d you get that info?” Replies the blond guy, Brutus says “uh, forget I said that, just guessing, I guess”, have another drink, on me…