Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 24, 2023

I never wanted to be a playboy or filthy rich just comfortably well off. Didn’t make it.

Darryl has treasures no one else has, their names are Wanda, Zoe, Hammie and Wren.

I even join the Playboy club at one time.

yeah… well you ain’t no Tony Stark, Darryl

ᶦᵐᵃᵍᶦⁿᵉ ᵗʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᶜʳᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁿᵒˢᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ᵃⁿ ᴵʳᵒⁿ ᴹᵃⁿ ʰᵉˡᵐᵉᵗ

Darryl, a lot of “Billionaire Playboys” are not as happy as you are!

Actually, his name was John Chapman.

To be and live a billionaire playboy lifestyle comes with stressors I am ill equipped to cope with.

I agree. It would be good to be able to afford the nicer things in life without having to worry about the cost. However, if you have so much money that you can buy anything you want, there is nothing to look forward to.

I wanted to make more money than my father and i accomplished that a long time ago. But with inflation, I still don’t live any better off than when I was a kid.

Oh, the Lord is good to me, and so I thank the Lord, for giving me the things I need, the sun and the rain and the apple seed. The Lord is good to me!

But to your family you are lovingly known as Dweeb Dad Darrel.

Daryl became what he was supposed to become, and he nose it.

Don’t tell Hammie about Paul Bunyan—-he’ll want his own pet ox.

Funny

NOW I have to remember what movie’s main character wished to not have the “burden” of raising a family, instead of being a rich playboy.

The nose didn’t help but you did pretty good in the wife department……

Yeah, not happening Darryl.

Greetings from Leominster, hometown of John Chapman, aka Johnny Appleseed!

Those were apple trees intended for use in producing (hard) cider, fyi.

Also, he raised a young orphan intending to marry her and then was annoyed that she married somebody her own age instead.

Haha! XD

Seems someone is getting inspiration from Calvin!