Did you hear about the guy who went to an acupuncturist, and when he came home, is voodoo doll was dead?
(Stolen from a British comedian who specializes in one-liners. I’d give his name, but I forgot. But you can find him on Youtube. Just watch all the British TV comedy shows until you find it.)
In one of Terry Pratchett’s novels, a voodoo practitioner attacked a witch. The witch proved that the connection between her and the doll worked both ways: she stuck her hand into a fire, and the doll burst into flames. The voodoo expert realized she was dealing with a stronger power than her own.
dadthedawg 12 months ago
You do that voodoo that you used to do…..
stairsteppublishing 12 months ago
Never thought of that. Hmmm. Interesting.
Sanspareil 12 months ago
So Madame Zoo-Doo sells Voo-doo!
But probably not by the Loo door!
seanfear 12 months ago
i need that
donlackie 12 months ago
If only that would work.I love my wife. She’s beautiful, smart and spoils the hell out of me.But can’t give a back rub worth a darn…
preacherman 12 months ago
That’s a great idea, Cosmo. Make me one, too.
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago
Looking for some love potion #9 (or perhaps #10, since I had so much fun)
Just-me 12 months ago
If only!
ladykat 12 months ago
That would be a good use for a voodoo doll.
rshive 12 months ago
If you’re lucky, Cosmo, that’s all he’ll do.
eric_harris_76 12 months ago
Even with the supernatural, technology is just a tool, as evil or as virtuous as those who use it.
eric_harris_76 12 months ago
Did you hear about the guy who went to an acupuncturist, and when he came home, is voodoo doll was dead?
(Stolen from a British comedian who specializes in one-liners. I’d give his name, but I forgot. But you can find him on Youtube. Just watch all the British TV comedy shows until you find it.)
DHBirr 12 months ago
In one of Terry Pratchett’s novels, a voodoo practitioner attacked a witch. The witch proved that the connection between her and the doll worked both ways: she stuck her hand into a fire, and the doll burst into flames. The voodoo expert realized she was dealing with a stronger power than her own.
KEA 12 months ago
that’s semi-brilliant
christelisbetty 12 months ago
Can I get mine made of modeling clay ? I’d like to do some reshaping.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Massage in a bod-doll.
EnlilEnkiEa 12 months ago
Genius.
T... 12 months ago
You don’t need voodoo, you need hoodoo, and the hoo are Vietnam massage parlours in Anaheim CA, they’ll do more than a back rub, I’ve been told…
raybarb44 12 months ago
Interesting take……