Since when does an invading army pay for travel. Imagine Ukraine sending Putin a bill for all the miles his tanks went on their land. That could bankrupt Russia.
I’m pretty sure if you poke a pointy thing at the guy in the toll booth he’ll give you a free pass. I mean really, the guys in the ambush want to kill you and get home in time to watch the game.
It’s called channeling, Rodney. You don’t just set up a perimeter, but you use natural geographical features and intentionally placed barriers to channel aggressors where you would prefer they attack. The goal is to figure out where they are channeling you (it won’t always be obvious) and attack from a different place.
fjc007 12 months ago
Memories of Blazing Saddles.
jasonsnakelover 12 months ago
I did.
The dude from FL Premium Member 12 months ago
Jack Teixeira, hopefully his prisoner number is easier to remember
DaveG1960 12 months ago
Whoever is collecting in the toll booth might be your first suspect…….
Calvinist1966 12 months ago
I think the Fink may be collecting a toll from his own army.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Well….. Go and collect the tolls Rodney. And pay your troops.
Chief Inspector 12 months ago
Did anyone remember the dimes?
Botulism Bob 12 months ago
Someone’s gotta go back and get a boatload of dimes!
Grandma Lea 12 months ago
Someone watched Blazing Saddles?
Doug Taylor Premium Member 12 months ago
Now what’ll that a-hole think up next. Somebody’s got to go back and get a load of dimes.
amxchester 12 months ago
Soldier #4?
erledbet 12 months ago
Always making a “buck” off of something.
Goat from PBS 12 months ago
Judging by the second guy’s reaction, it was him.
yip yip yip 12 months ago
Time to hit the Pubs. Yip yip yip yip yip
preacherman 12 months ago
Since when does an invading army pay for travel. Imagine Ukraine sending Putin a bill for all the miles his tanks went on their land. That could bankrupt Russia.
ksu71 12 months ago
Uh oh so who forgot the E-ZPass?
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
You, in the back….
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago
I’m pretty sure if you poke a pointy thing at the guy in the toll booth he’ll give you a free pass. I mean really, the guys in the ambush want to kill you and get home in time to watch the game.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Someone must have toll-ed.
jim_pem 12 months ago
It’s called channeling, Rodney. You don’t just set up a perimeter, but you use natural geographical features and intentionally placed barriers to channel aggressors where you would prefer they attack. The goal is to figure out where they are channeling you (it won’t always be obvious) and attack from a different place.
Amra Leo 12 months ago
So, walk next to the road. No toll! Easy peasy…
patelsa 12 months ago
First soldier is Beetle Bailey visiting ID?
Troglodyte 12 months ago
What battle plans, Rod?! You mean retreat routes! :D
geese28 12 months ago
Mark Milley that you? Rofl
hooglah 12 months ago
Should have set one up on the Southern Border of the US.
davidnavar 12 months ago
Google maps > configuration>(scroll up) “avoid Tolls”
NatureBatsLast 12 months ago
“War is a Racket” pull it up on Forgotten History YouTube channel.
Doug K 12 months ago
This is a good time to consider whether the invasion is worth the cost.
sobrown51 12 months ago
I would stiff them on the toll.
T... 12 months ago
Allegory of the subway station being built next to the West Los Angeles VA…
mistercatworks 12 months ago
There’s only one road. Usually it leads through Poland and France.
M.K.Staffeld 12 months ago
Must be a common route for invasions.