Jeff Stahler for April 26, 2023

He WAS given that opportunity to have a last lie. But he didn’t take it: He kept right on lying every time until the Murdochs tossed him out.

Tucker Carlson DID get his shot at that one last lie; he just didn’t know he was lying at the time.

When he closed out his show last Friday, he finished by saying, “We’ll be back on Monday.”

Turns out that was his last and most beautiful lie.

But of course, Tucker Carlson was not fired for his lies on the air. He was fired for the truth he told off the air, in private texts and emails that got outed during the “discovery” process of the Dominion lawsuit. Oh, and because of the sexual harassment lawsuit that was filed by his female producer who has 90 separate recorded incidents of sexual harassment and a pervasive hostile work environment; the same thing that got Bill O’Reilly, whose time slot on Faux “News” Tucker filled after his predecessor’s departure, similarly and unceremoniously dumped on the ash heap of conservative disinformation.

Not to worry.

Tucker will be back on the air before you can miss him, and he’ll tell even more LIEs, like always.

And he won’t lose any air time at all in Russia.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour

An idiot glued to faux. Define masochist.

Nah im sure someone will make a liarthon montage of tucker lies over the decade of working for fox

He did say he’d be back on Monday, although it wasn’t a lie. (Liars must know that they are telling a lie.)

They can hear him lie again. I heard that the Russian news network is offering him a job at the home office.

Love how Tucker’s fans are trying to spin it that he left of his own accord. It’s very obvious he didn’t, as he signed off with a see you Monday. Something he would not have done had he known he was going to get canned this weekend.

I’m sure Russian Times would love to have him, but even they are making fun of his situation, so maybe not.

I heard that someone told the republicans at a convention that there was a lie detector built into the podium, they were speech less

I’m sure he’ll show up in a new “news” gutter.

I would not be surprised to find Tucker to surface somewhere else and find out he left by mutual agreement and not summarily fired like Don Lemon. Tucker and Fox are just waiting for the fools on the left to live up to their name.

Where is the outrage from his base?

Carlson was not fired; he was CANCELED (that is the correct Republican term for when the powers that be SILENCE you. Isn’t it?).

He’s the victim. He’s being persecuted for his PATRIOTIC views. This must be a conspiracy of Jews, LGBTQ, the forces of WOKE, the brainwashing liberal media, the “deep state” and other groups that he has shown with undeniable evidence are out to overthrow this country with their hate and violence.

Somehow this has to be Joe Biden’s fault.

/s/s (Not to be confused with SS another GOP organization).

Careful what you wish for…

Tucker Carlson shall go down in broadcasting history as the “Walter Cronkite of the Delusionally Demented.” /s

Dear Saturday Night Live…I’m sure you have plenty of ideas, but I would vote for TC’s last show with him being fired.

Hi DID lie to you one last time he said “I will be back on Monday”

We all must remember Tucker was not let go because of his lying.. Fox News loved the ratings it brought.. But, for documenting the truth.. off air

“And the land of opportunity spawned a whole new breed of men without souls . . .”

. . . He was “stokin’ the fires, and oilin’ up the machinery . . .”

. . . I’m a gun for hire, I’m a saint, I’m a liar

Because there are no facts, there is no truth . . .

. . . What’s it worth to you?

Because there is no wrong, there is no right

And I sleep very well at night

No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution

Just people selling t-shirts

Just opportunity to participate in the pathetic little circus

And winning, winning, winning . . .

From “In the Garden of Allah” a 1995 prophetic lyrical tome from Don Henley, addressing our times.

Once a fool, always a fool.

One more time. He will.

He did lie. He said, “See you on Monday”. Of course, it is possible that he didn’t know it was a lie, but someone you are paying 20 million a year probably gets some notice.

He was. He said, “I’ll see you Monday.”

He did several times on his last show. See politifact.com

But he did! His last words were “See you Monday” So I have been told, I’ve never watched Faux.

Considering the numbers who believe he is the next in line for ‘sainthood’, and who will finance his phantasmagoric excursions into alternate truths, this isn’t the last we will hear of him.