Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for May 02, 2023

Dad: “The part that follows, implying you get ham.”

Snappy answers to stupid questions

Sometimes, we ask questions just to put off having to comply until it’s to late.

Like the artwork here – just an addition of a line in panels 2 and 3 to indicate mood. Clever stuff!

Give Sophie some ham, please.

Don’t make her try and cut out the middle man here. ;)

♪♫ “You got it, I want it. I want it, you got it. You got it, I want it. I want it, you got it.” ♪♫

Let’s keep it simple, I whatever you’ve got.

My GF calls her dog Lily. I call her Hoover.

My mom always asks the dog if he’s begging (at the dinner table). To which my dad tells the dog, “you need to practice more, she still can’t tell.”