Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 08, 2023

if it works for you, then tell me please.

No.

That’s not my style. Aunty would understand my sister. She had to be taken everywhere twice: the second time to apologize.

I’m sorry for you.

Well, I’ve right now got 10 minutes left ’til my appointment… :-D

Or double down? Might as well make her therapy session worth it.

Go on and yap. Drunks gonna mouth off. It’s the liquor and dumb speak.

The therapist can’t reveal anything you say anyway. So go and let it rip. Confidentiality will protect you. Not that you care.

I’ll gladly give you more material to talk about.

No, it’s much more fun to insult you.

Yes Aunty, I would just like to say I’m sorry…………….that you are such a mental case.

Those must be a big hit when you pass them out at parties.

Am I the only here who is first finding out that she’s British?

My sympathies to the therapist.