Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for June 03, 2023

Times are hard…

When I was very young, my parents used to buy horse meat for the cats. Looking back on it, I suspect that we ate some of it ourselves, and they just didn’t tell me. We were quite poor for a while.

Freezer jolly good horse.

Blanche bought a horse which Andy Capp would have placed a bet on.

He’s just cooling down after a hard race.

I believe the French still eat horse.

Stew on Saturday

i heard Churchhill Downs was having a sale…

I just bought a horse,

Of course, of course,

He’s in the freezer

for the main course!

If you serve me horse

well you’re on course

for us to get a divorce!

Would you like some horse? Neigh

Just say neigh.

And you can bet it’s not a ‘hot’ pick.

They had freezing in the time of Id?

Stocking up! I still buy like I did when my kids were younger!

I won’t be going to his house for dinner anytime soon

Some people eat like a horse and some eat horse. Blanche is both. Her favorite: Filly of Soul with Mare-n-ate.

Wiz, man, you’re in trouble.